I'm posting the whole segment but the real point of the post is the Wolfwaker introduction. It has to be one of the most preposterous and ridiculous things ever vocalized on network television. I was laughing by the third sentence and then it just kept going.
Cell Phone Shootout Part 1:
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Cell Phone Shootout Part 2:
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It was in the time of the Rock King,
Before the Age of Green Fire,
Before the Machine Rebellion,
Before the Trials of Jupiter.
The wolves were a proud and peaceful civilization
Caring for the small green and blue planet they inherited
When the humans left for the stars.
The wolves lived in human cities,
Practiced human government
And carried on human traditions
Like Christmas.
But the wolves were not alone.
One man stayed behind
To care for the wolves
To teach them art and science
To guide them through the birth
Of their civilization.
The Wolfwaker lived 300 miles above the Earth
In a vast and lonely orbiting fortress.
Always watching.
Always protecting.
And every year,
On Christmas Day,
He descends from the clouds
On a sled of fire
Waking the wolves of the Earth
To remind them of their humble beginnings
And remind them of their destiny in the Heavens...
I do as always love that JF can't stop from laughing at his own jokes. Though in this case, I'll give him a pass. That was re-freaking-diculous.
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