"And neither snow, nor rain, nor heat, nor gloom of night, nor the winds of change, nor a nation challenged, will stay us from the swift completion of our appointed rounds. Ever."
Oh yeah, it's the Post Office's creed. SNOW IS THE FIRST ONE.
Hey, I didn't pick that creed but if you're gonna have one that's that hardcore, you really should be able to walk through a light dusting. Allow me to suggest a more accurate creed....
"Lots of things will stay us from swift completion of our appointed rounds - particularly Sundays. Ever."
I really didn't feel like it was enough snow to shovel the driveway but I guess I have to now. They have me over a barrel on this. Who can live without mail? If these trends continue, how am I going to get 3 unsolicited J. Crew catalogs? I NEED Comcast's flyers about XFinity. What is my life if I'm not throwing away giant stacks of coupons for things I don't buy? Nothing, that's what. I have no choice but to at least shovel a path for His Highness from the street to my mailbox. I need those credit card offers.
I seem to remember a show where this happened... the guy gets mad at his postman and goes off on him, then the entire...
ReplyDelete...no, nevermind. after a little bit of thinking this was from a Simpsons episode where Homer tells off the sanitation team for Springfield, then Marge writes an apology on his behalf, then he gets mad and runs for Sanitation commissioner, blah blah blah the Garbage man can (cause he's homer simpson man) and then crying indian.