Monday, November 30, 2009

That's What Friends Are For

For his first Thanksgiving in LA, Conan sits down to Thanksgiving Dinner with his closest acquaintances Jordan Schlansky, Pierre Bernard and Wing Peng. There are two certainties in life anytime Conan hangs out with Jordan. 1) There will be pretension and 2) Conan's gonna meet Jordan's pretension head-on with "alcohool". Drink up, Squanto.

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I really hope this becomes a holiday tradition. This is eerily similar to an another LA talk show host who also gathered his assorted gang for Thanksgiving Dinner Roundtable...



Ahhh, I so wish I had more of these on tape. It was a Thanksgiving tradition that I looked forward to every year. RIP - Rod Roddy.

Saturday, November 28, 2009

The Blessing

This works best without an intro. Happy Thanksgiving.

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Tuesday, November 24, 2009

Classic Roots Choice #11, 12

#11. Guest: Joseph Gordon-Levitt. His intro music is some bass and drums and the following rant: "Don't miss it. Now through Monday only, a wide array of furniture has been reduced 35% -86% off!" etc. This is a reference to commercials for Levitz Furniture, from Lebanon, PA. Joseph Gordon-Levitt... Levitz.
#12. Guest: Elvis Costello. The Roots play a few bars of "Radio, Radio" and then suddenly stop. Questlove says, "Whoah! Whoah! Whoah! Ladies and Gentlemen, I'm really sorry, there's no need for us to do this tonight." and then they play "Pump It Up". It was done so well that they actually succeeded in fooling Elvis Costello with his own shtick.
This is a reference to the famous incident when Elvis Costello was the musical guest on SNL. A last-minute replacement for the Sex Pistols, he was specifically told to play "Less Than Zero"and not "Radio, Radio" because the latter was seen as critical of the media. Him and his band played a few seconds of "Less Than Zero", but Elvis stopped, gave the "No reason to do this song" line and launched into a loud version of "Radio, Radio". The stunt caused Lorne Michaels (famously not a fan of such ad libbing / blatant disrespect) to ban Costello from SNL for life.
By 1999 however, all was forgiven and for the 25th Anniversary SNL Show, the incident was playfully (and gloriously) relived with a little help from the Beastie Boys.


Bit 'O Trivia: Friday, Elvis Costello and Jimmy Fallon were both on the same show. Not only are they both talk show hosts, but they also can attribute getting their own talk show, in no small measure, to the fact that they both were guest-hosts on the Late Show during the period where David Letterman was out with the Shingles. Eh? Eh? Eh? Ehhh.

Neil Young, The Prince

Once a decade Neil Young comes out with another absolute classic. He was on Jimmy Fallon playing a new song and I think this is that classic.


Monday, November 23, 2009

An Inconvenient Groove

"What Up With That?" returns with a new episode. As always they tackle the complex issues and difficult problems facing the world today. Leading off the show is internet inventor Al Gore, probably to attempt to explain why "Global Warming" isn't a load of old toss. I'm not sure 'cause I got Pac-Man fever and I got it good.

With special appearance by Jake "The Snake" Roberts!


Tick. Tick. Tick. Tick. Tick...

Thursday, November 19, 2009

Bread

People who are "experts" in extremely narrow subject matter are like morticians: It's nice to know they're there, but I don't really want to go into any detail. It's reassuring that if someone needed to know about, say, a particular antique barometer, there's someone out there who's the "goto" antique barometer expert and will have an answer for all your antique barometer queries. At the same time though, you know that your interaction should be strictly restricted to the antique barometer subject matter - digging any deeper into the matter will reveal a depressing portrait of a man with an unhealthy obsession. A guy that can't stop collecting antique barometers. A guy who needs antique barometers. A guy whose house is in permanent darkness because the stacks of piled up antique barometers have blocked out the windows. A man who used to be married but his wife left him because she could no longer deal with the antique barometers. A man who's barely functioning within any societal norms at all until one day he stops showering just so he can use the tub for more storage... All for the sake of the antique barometers.
This depressing and overly ominous intro leads us to the video at hand. One day the folks at "Late Night" decided to throw caution to the wind and interview a man who is an expert on bread. Yes, a bread expert. A man who has devoted his entire life to the study and appreciation of bread. The talk show interview format being what it is, it's the guaranteed "look down into the cellar" that one would normally avoid. What follows is one of the funnier and more unusual interviews ever on the show.
Be sure to turn off video annotations and enjoy.

Bread Expert Interview


Wednesday, November 18, 2009

Politics

Other than The McLaughlin Group this has to be my favorite current events/political/issues talk show. It's called "What Up with That?" and unfortunately, it only airs on BET.
Here's the episode I saw. It tackles a few of the hot button issues currently facing us. With special appearance by Picaboo Street.


Tick. Tick. Tick. Tick...

Going Rogue

"Going Rogue" is Going Rogue.

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Saturday, November 14, 2009

The Movie Cell Phone Rule

Any character in a movie or TV show will not say, "Goodbye" at the end of a conversation on a cell phone. You say something important, they say something important, you say something, etc. and then you close the cell phone with no warning. Every character in the history of media on a cell phone telepathically knows exactly when the conversation has ended. In addition, not one has ever had any emotional sentiment toward salutations.

Thursday, November 12, 2009

Jimmy Fallon Call of Duty Outtakes

Since the newest Call of Duty game is set in present day, the makers of the game invited Jimmy Fallon to act out a character and improv some topical references for inclusion in the game. In the end, I don't think his footage was used but here are the outtakes from his day of filming:

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Taste the Rainbow.

Top Ten

A somewhat historic Top Ten List the other night. The Late Show aired the first ever Top Ten List with no category. Quoth Dave, "This will make no sense, this will get no laughs."

Top Ten
10. Replace beef with Canada geese -- it's a Sullen-burger
9. "Words George W. Bush Can't Pronounce" for a hundred, Alex
8. Claimed she could see Russian dressing from her house
7. Vibrating underpants
6. Don't look now but Kate Hudson's dating the Balloon Boy's crazy dad
5. Screw Thomas Edison -- this blanket has sleeves!
4. Idiots who answer the phone, "Yello?"
3. You're not Mrs. Paul and that's no fish stick
2. Is there anything in the health care plan to help Sammy Sosa's face?
1. So desperate to get out of town you'll fly Northwest

History, and yet maybe something not so new. A few years ago they collected random Top Ten entries from random lists that weren't good enough to air and assembled them in one list as "Top Ten Leftovers" or something. I suspect this is the same thing.

Wednesday, November 11, 2009

That's Impossible... Even For A Computer.

We can all remember where we were when we first saw the amazingly realistic CGI on the first Star Wars movie.

In this video, the main man Larry Cuba, explains how it was all done:



The special effects for this shot, and the techniques used for pretty much every special effects shot in Star Wars, had to be invented as they went along. In case after case, people set out to create something without knowing how it can be done and then invent ways to do it. The creative process is usually interesting but the special case of "Special Effects", for me, approximates magic more than almost any other.

The creative solutions revealed in this video are surprising for two reasons:

1) How high tech the solutions were. I would have guessed that these were the days before 3D software and digital-pen-like interfaces but clearly both were available. The computers were even powerful enough and the tools were already developed to manipulate 3D images real-time which, again, I would not have guessed.

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2) How low tech the solutions were. How do you take images from the computer and put them on film? I don't know, put a camera in front of the monitor and take a thousand stop-motion pictures of the screen, I guess.

Classic Roots Choice #10

I might have to change the title of these entries from "Classic Roots Choice" to "Obscure Roots Choice" though I'm not sure. It seems they make good decisions every night but I really only comment on the most strange and obscure. I'll think about it.
Last night, Jimmy had Troy Polamalu on the show. For those of you who don't follow the football, Troy has a Head and Shoulders Shampoo endorsement deal because he looks like this:

So for his intro music, the Roots played the jingle for "Soul Glo", the fake hair product seen in the movie "Coming To America":

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Tuesday, November 10, 2009

Peanut Butter: Utopia or Dystopia???

Recently Elmo was a guest on Jimmy Fallon. You can watch most of the "interview" (read: insanity) here.

At the end of the segment the Roots, together with the audience, played the "Pinball" song (or the "Counting Song" or "1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9-10-11-12"). Fun fact: apparently, the song was originally performed by the Pointer Sisters.

The Pinball animation was one of my favorite segments and it got me thinking back to some others that I really enjoyed. Here are a few.

Making Peanut Butter


Looking at it now, the peanut butter doesn't look good at all. But conflang it, that song was catchy and I liked pretty much anything that showed how an everyday item was made.

Rolling Ball (1-2-3)


Looking at this now, it's exactly the same as the Pinball concept - you got a rolling ball, within a complex contraption and counting. It's no wonder I loved them both. I love the completely dark background as if this setup exists in another dimension (see also: Bob Ross). Looking at it now makes me wonder if it could be real at all as opposed to an editing together of isolated shots. I really want it to be real.

Cab Calloway - Hidey Ho Man


I had no idea what this was or who this guy was at the time but I knew I liked it. Loved the song, loved the crazy "scat" style, loved the fact that he's wearing white tails on Sesame Street... I even loved the "lightning bolt" set. So many years later this song still gets stuck in my head and I still don't really know the lyrics.

This one was really hard to find because what are your search terms??? Maybe I should have known the artists name but then, if you want kids to learn someone's name, don't have them introduced by the unintelligible two-headed monster. Note: I never actually utilized this method when I was in new surroundings and looking to make new friends. Wonder if it works.

IMDB 250: The Original

Anyone afraid of text, turn back now! This is an "I am sooo bored at work" thread!

Overview

On September 18th, 2004 I looked at the IMDB Top 250 (the top 250 films of all-time as ranked by IMDB users) and got an idea: try to watch all of them. It's not as easy as it sounds, watching movies, mainly the hardest part is getting a hold of them in the first place - the real movie with working sound and in English - particularly difficult if it's a French silent picture from 1928. Secondly, just watching the movies can be difficult - some of the "best movies of all-time" are some of the worst movies of all-time, you pound on your desk and pray for it to end. Finally, watching all movies on the list is difficult because the list keeps changing - people keep voting and new movies get released all the time. It is for this last reason that the IMDB 250 ballooned, for me, into the IMDB Top 320.

Tonight I finished watching "Slumdog Millionaire" - the final movie on the list.

This has been an extremely interesting experience. Film is part of American culture and there are so many references, phrases, concepts etc. that make so much more sense once you see where they came from. Films themselves make reference to other films (the title to "Oh Brother Where Art Thou" comes from "Sullivan's Travels" [#231], Christopher Lloyd hanging from the clock hands in "Back to the Future"[#142] is an homage to Harold Lloyd hanging from clock hands in "Safety Last" [#224], the title "The Big Lebowski" [#222] is a play on the title "The Big Sleep" [#108], etc, etc, etc).

And yet I wouldn't exactly recommend others do the same. For most people, this would be a HUGE waste of time and even with a list of "good" movies, it's a very subjective medium and you're going to hate what you're watching much of the time.

A Few Brief Observations


The Overrated: First off, at various times, "The Godfather" will bubble up to #1. I've never understood this - "The Godfather" is a good movie but I've never understood this "best movie of all-time" designation (ironic on the Family Business forum I know). Likewise I find Stanley Kubrik extremely uneven. I hate some of his movies ("A Clockwork Orange" [#73] is one of the worst movies I've ever seen imo) however I appreciate others ("Spartacus" [#164] is a classic and "Dr. Strangelove" [#16] is really good). The same with Woody Allen (I don't find any of his movies funny but "Manhattan" [#121] is perhaps the best looking movie ever). Not a fan of Ingmar Bergman - he constantly does something different but it's usually not for me. "Dark Knight" [#4] is a really good movie but there's no way it should be #4. What the hell is "Spiderman 2" doing on this list?

The Appropriately Rated: Alfred Hitchcock was a genius, his movies can age another 50 years and will still be just as amazing. Kurosawa, the director's director completely lives up to his reputation. Frank Capra and Orson Welles also live up to their hefty reputation. I like every movie the Marx brothers ever did. Jimmy Stewart can read the phone book and still be interesting.

The Underrated
: This one's probably even more arbitrary than all previous but I'll try. "Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory" doesn't make the list but would be in my personal top 3. I think "Driving Miss Daisy", "Awakenings", "Giant" and "Apollo 13" should be on there. "Glory" at #119 should be waaay higher. Harold Lloyd and Buster Keaton made silent films that are absolutely brilliant yet are almost completely unknown to the average person nowadays because no one watches silent films.


Best/Worst List


Most Overrated Movie on the List / Worst Movie on the List: "Dogville" [#127] gets both titles. This movie is on this list yet would be a finalist in my list of worst movies ever made. Each successive second of this movie is like having weights of ever increasing mass dropped on my scrotum.

Best Movie: Any one of "It's a Wonderful Life"[#27], "Glory" [#119], "The Shawshank Redemption"[#2], "This is Spinal Tap"[#208] or "The Empire Strikes Back"[#13].

Coolest Actor
: James Dean in "Giant".

Favorite Actor: James Stewart in "It's A Wonderful Life" [#27], "Harvey" [#195], "Rear Window" [#14], and on and on.

Favorite Actress: Audrey Hepburn in "Charade" [#170]. Honorable mention to Grace Kelly in "Rear Window" [#14] (I'd honorable HER mention)

Best Movie I Hadn't Seen Before Starting the List
: Tie: "The Great Escape"[#78], "Judgement At Nuremberg"[#245] or "Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf?"[#187].

Worst Comedy: "Some Like It Hot" [#44]. Not funny but it has Marilyn Monroe which I assume is why it's on the list.

Longest Movie: "Fanny och Alexander" [#241] - 312 minutes. I watched a movie that was quite boring and I watched it for over 5 hours.

Most Surprising Movie: "Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf?" [#187] - it's black and white, it's 40 years old, it's three hours of nothing but people talking (really!) and yet it's interesting for every second.

Best Movie Featuring The Elephant Man: "The Elephant Man" [#130].

Best Old-School Violence: "Ben-Hur" [#128] - A dude takes a flaming
torch and shoves it in another guy's face and it looks real.

Weirdest Trivia Factoid: "Rosemary's Baby" [#214] - "Directed by Roman Polanski, whose pregnant wife actress Sharon Tate was murdered in 1969 by Charles Manson and his followers, who titled their death spree "Helter Skelter" after the 1968 song by The Beatles, one of whose members, 'John Lennon,' would one day live (and in 1980 be murdered) in the Manhattan apartment building called The Dakota - where Rosemary's Baby had been filmed."

Least Eventful Movie: "Fa yeung nin wa" [#248] A Chinese film, this is the closest I've ever seen a film come to depicting nothing. The amount of plot really does approach zero.

The Movie None of My Friends Have Even Heard of But Would Definitely Like: "Oldboy" [#205] - Violent Korean action-thriller about revenge with a sufficiently F'ed up ending. Has a fight sequence filmed as one continuous shot that's incredible.

The List

X | Rank | Title (Year) | My Rating

X 1 Godfather, The (1972) - 7
X 2 Shawshank Redemption, The (1994) - 10
X 3 Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King, The (2003) - 6
X 4 Godfather: Part II, The (1974) - 6
X 5 Shichinin no samurai (1954) - 8
X 6 Schindler's List (1993) - 9
X 7 Casablanca (1942) - 9
X 8 Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers, The (2002) - 6
X 9 Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring, The (2001) - 6
X 10 Star Wars (1977) - 9
X 11 Citizen Kane (1941) - 9
X 12 One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest (1975) - 6
X 13 Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back (1980) - 10
X 14 Rear Window (1954) - 9
X 15 Pulp Fiction (1994) - 8
X 16 Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb (1964) - 9
X 17 Raiders of the Lost Ark (1981) - 8
X 18 Usual Suspects, The (1995) - 9
X 19 Memento (2000) - 8
X 20 Buono, il brutto, il cattivo, Il (1966) - 8
X 21 12 Angry Men (1957) - 6
X 22 North by Northwest (1959) - 8
X 23 Cidade de Deus (2002) - 9
X 24 Lawrence of Arabia (1962) - 7
X 25 Psycho (1960) - 8
X 26 Fabuleux destin d'Amélie Poulain, Le (2001) - 8
X 27 It's a Wonderful Life (1946) - 10
X 28 Silence of the Lambs, The (1991) - 6
X 29 Goodfellas (1990) - 6
X 30 American Beauty (1999) - 5
X 31 Sunset Blvd. (1950) - 7
X 32 C'era una volta il West (1968) - 7
X 33 Vertigo (1958) - 8
X 34 Matrix, The (1999) - 8
X 35 Apocalypse Now (1979) - 6
X 36 To Kill a Mockingbird (1962) - 6
X 37 Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind (2004) - 8
X 38 Pianist, The (2002) - 9
X 39 Third Man, The (1949) - 8
X 40 Fight Club (1999) - 8
X 41 Paths of Glory (1957) - 6
X 42 Taxi Driver (1976) - 7
X 43 Sen to Chihiro no kamikakushi (2001) - 5
X 44 Some Like It Hot (1959) - 4
X 45 Double Indemnity (1944) - 7
X 46 Boot, Das (1981) -
X 47 Singin' in the Rain (1952) - 5
X 48 Chinatown (1974) - 8
X 49 L.A. Confidential (1997) - 8
X 50 M (1931) - 8
X 51 All About Eve (1950) - 6
X 52 Requiem for a Dream (2000) - 6
X 53 Maltese Falcon, The (1941) - 8
X 54 Se7en (1995) - 8
X 55 Bridge on the River Kwai, The (1957) - 6
X 56 Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1975) - 8
X 57 Rashômon (1950) - 8
X 58 Kill Bill: Vol. 1 (2003) - 8
X 59 Saving Private Ryan (1998) - 9
X 60 Raging Bull (1980) - 7
X 61 Alien (1979) - 7
X 62 American History X (1998) - 6
X 63 Léon (1994) - 7
X 64 Wizard of Oz, The (1939) - 9
X 65 Mr. Smith Goes to Washington (1939) -
X 66 Manchurian Candidate, The (1962) - 7
X 67 Sting, The (1973) -
X 68 Treasure of the Sierra Madre, The (1948) -
X 69 Modern Times (1936) - 6
X 70 Reservoir Dogs (1992) - 8
X 71 Vita è bella, La (1997) - 4
X 72 Touch of Evil (1958) - 9
X 73 Clockwork Orange, A (1971) - 2
X 74 2001: A Space Odyssey (1968) - 6
X 75 Ran (1985) -
X 76 On the Waterfront (1954) - 8
X 77 Amadeus (1984) - 3
X 78 Great Escape, The (1963) - 9
X 79 Finding Nemo (2003) - 7
X 80 Apartment, The (1960) - 8
X 81 Annie Hall (1977) - 7
X 82 Jaws (1975) - 7
X 83 Wo hu cang long (2000) - 7
X 84 High Noon (1952) -
X 85 Braveheart (1995) - 9
X 86 Aliens (1986) - 6
X 87 Metropolis (1927) - 9
X 88 Shining, The (1980) - 7
X 89 Fargo (1996) - 9
X 90 City Lights (1931) -
X 91 Strangers on a Train (1951) - 9
X 92 Donnie Darko (2001) - 7
X 93 Blade Runner (1982) -
X 94 Sjunde inseglet, Det (1957) - 7
X 95 General, The (1927) - 9
X 96 Sixth Sense, The (1999) - 8
X 97 Great Dictator, The (1940) -
X 98 Nuovo cinema Paradiso (1989) - 7
X 99 Duck Soup (1933) - 9
X 100 Mononoke-hime (1997) -
X 101 Princess Bride, The (1987) - 9
X 102 Ladri di biciclette (1948) -
X 103 Full Metal Jacket (1987) - 3
X 104 Best Years of Our Lives, The (1946) - 8
X 105 Rebecca (1940) -
X 106 Notorious (1946) -
X 107 Yojimbo (1961) -
X 108 Big Sleep, The (1946) -
X 109 Lola rennt (1998) - 8
X 110 Terminator 2: Judgment Day (1991) - 8
X 111 Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid (1969) - 6
X 112 Forrest Gump (1994) - 9
X 113 Patton (1970) - 8
X 114 Toy Story 2 (1999) - 8
X 115 It Happened One Night (1934) -
X 116 Graduate, The (1967) - 7
X 117 Deer Hunter, The (1978) - 9
X 118 Kill Bill: Vol. 2 (2004) - 7
X 119 Glory (1989) - 10
X 120 Cool Hand Luke (1967) - 7
X 121 Manhattan (1979) - 7
X 122 Ying xiong (2002) - 9
X 123 Once Upon a Time in America (1984) -
X 124 Mystic River (2003) -
X 125 Unforgiven (1992) -
X 126 Philadelphia Story, The (1940) -
X 127 Dogville (2003) - 1
X 128 Ben-Hur (1959) - 9
X 129 African Queen, The (1951) - 8
X 130 Elephant Man, The (1980) - 9
X 131 Searchers, The (1956) - 7
X 132 Star Wars: Episode VI - Return of the Jedi (1983) - 9
X 133 Green Mile, The (1999) - 8
X 134 Hable con ella (2002) - 6
X 135 Bringing Up Baby (1938) -
X 136 Grapes of Wrath, The (1940) - 4
X 137 Smultronstället (1957) -
X 138 Stalag 17 (1953) - 8
X 139 Amores perros (2000) -
X 140 Shrek (2001) - 7
X 141 Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade (1989) - 8
X 142 Back to the Future (1985) - 9
X 143 Night of the Hunter, The (1955) - 5
X 144 Lost in Translation (2003) - 9
X 145 Platoon (1986) -
X 146 Arsenic and Old Lace (1944) -
X 147 Christmas Story, A (1983) - 9
X 148 Straight Story, The (1999) - 8
X 149 Gold Rush, The (1925) -
X 150 Gone with the Wind (1939) - 7
X 151 Hustler, The (1961) -
X 152 Wild Bunch, The (1969) -
X 153 All Quiet on the Western Front (1930) - 6
X 154 Young Frankenstein (1974) - 6
X 155 His Girl Friday (1940) -
X 156 Bronenosets Potyomkin (1925) - 7
X 157 Die Hard (1988) - 8
X 158 Adventures of Robin Hood, The (1938) -
X 159 Life of Brian (1979) -
X 160 Quatre cents coups, Les (1959) - 7
X 161 Grande illusion, La (1937) - 7
X 162 Monsters, Inc. (2001) - 7
X 163 Witness for the Prosecution (1957) - 8
X 164 Spartacus (1960) - 8
X 165 Man Who Shot Liberty Valance, The (1962) - 8
X 166 Gladiator (2000) - 7
X 167 Festen (1998) - 7
X 168 Big Fish (2003) - 6
X 169 Roman Holiday (1953) -
X 170 Charade (1963) -
X 171 Sling Blade (1996) -
X 172 Hotaru no haka (1988) - 7
X 173 Magnolia (1999) - 9
X 174 Day the Earth Stood Still, The (1951) - 7
X 175 Ed Wood (1994) - 6
X 176 Streetcar Named Desire, A (1951) -
X 177 Conversation, The (1974) - 6
X 178 Toy Story (1995) - 8
X 179 Killing, The (1956) - 4
X 180 All the President's Men (1976) -
X 181 Almost Famous (2000) -
X 182 Brazil (1985) - 7
X 183 Trois couleurs: Rouge (1994) -
X 184 Night at the Opera, A (1935) - 9
X 185 Insider, The (1999) - 9
X 186 To Be or Not to Be (1942) - 8
X 187 Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf? (1966) - 9
X 188 Shadow of a Doubt (1943) - 7
X 189 Ikiru (1952) - 8
X 190 Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl (2003) -
X 191 In America (2002) -
X 192 Gandhi (1982) - 8
X 193 21 Grams (2003) -
X 194 Nosferatu, eine Symphonie des Grauens (1922) -
X 195 Harvey (1950) - 9
X 196 Dog Day Afternoon (1975) - 6
X 197 Stand by Me (1986) - 8
X 198 Twelve Monkeys (1995) -
X 199 Exorcist, The (1973) - 4
X 200 Being John Malkovich (1999) -
X 201 Trainspotting (1996) - 7
X 202 Terminator, The (1984) -
X 203 Groundhog Day (1993) - 10
X 204 Mulholland Dr. (2001) -
X 205 Miller's Crossing (1990) -
X 206 Lion in Winter, The (1968) - 8
X 207 Passion de Jeanne d'Arc, La (1928) - 7
X 208 This Is Spinal Tap (1984) - 10
X 209 Strada, La (1954) - 7
X 210 Laura (1944) -
X 211 Right Stuff, The (1983) - 7
X 212 Rain Man (1988) - 7
X 213 8½ (1963) -
X 214 Network (1976) - 8
X 215 39 Steps, The (1935) - 8
X 216 King Kong (1933) -
X 217 Whale Rider (2002) - 9
X 218 Sunrise: A Song of Two Humans (1927) - 7
X 219 Bonnie and Clyde (1967) - 4
X 220 Midnight Cowboy (1969) -
X 221 Snatch. (2000) -
X 222 Big Lebowski, The (1998) - 9
X 223 Adaptation. (2002) - 9
X 224 Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels (1998) - 8
X 225 Stagecoach (1939) - 8
X 226 Rio Bravo (1959) - 8
X 227 Thin Man, The (1934) - 6
X 228 X2 (2003) - 4
X 229 Station Agent, The (2003) - 5
X 230 In the Heat of the Night (1967) - 8
X 231 Untouchables, The (1987) - 8
X 232 Die xue shuang xiong (1989) - 4
X 233 Persona (1966) - 5
X 234 Planet of the Apes (1968) - 3
X 235 Bride of Frankenstein (1935) - 3
X 236 Others, The (2001) - 6
X 237 Sullivan's Travels (1941) - 8
X 238 Being There (1979) - 5
X 239 Kind Hearts and Coronets (1949) - 8
X 240 Enfants du paradis, Les (1945) - 6
X 241 Fanny och Alexander (1982) - 5
X 242 Heat (1995) - 7
X 243 Beauty and the Beast (1991) - 8
X 244 Sleuth (1972) - 8
X 245 Judgment at Nuremberg (1961) - 9
X 246 Red River (1948) - 9
X 247 Spider-Man 2 (2004) - 3
X 248 Traffic (2000) - 5
X 249 Good Will Hunting (1997) - 6
X 250 Minority Report (2002) - 7
X 179 Garden State (2004) - 7
X 205 Oldboy (2003) - 8
X 215 Before Sunset (2004) - 8
X 246 Last Samurai, The (2003) - 7
X 248 Fa yeung nin wa (2000) - 5
X 250 Barry Lyndon (1975) - 7
X 4 The Dark Knight(2008) - 7
X 33 WALL·E(2008) - 8
X 46 The Departed(2006) - 8
X 52 Leben der Anderen, Das(2006) - 8
X 61 Laberinto del fauno, El(2006) - 8
X 74 Untergang, Der(2004) - 9
X 81 The Prestige(2006) - 7
X 85 Sin City(2005) - 6
X 86 No Country for Old Men(2007) - 8
X 91 Hotel Rwanda(2004) - 8
X 97 Batman Begins(2005) - 7
X 103 There Will Be Blood(2007) - 8
X 136 Into the Wild(2007) - 6
X 139 The Bourne Ultimatum(2007) - 5
X 140 Million Dollar Baby(2004) - 4
X 142 Notti di Cabiria, Le(1957) - 6
X 144 Ratatouille(2007) - 6
X 146 Diaboliques, Les(1955) - 8
X 154 Brief Encounter(1945) - 6
X 161 V for Vendetta(2005) - 5
X 163 The Incredibles(2004) - 7
X 167 Battaglia di Algeri, La(1966) - 7
X 170 The Thing(1982) - 8
X 171 Children of Men(2006) - 8
X 172 Scarface(1983) - 6
X 175 The Lion King(1994) - 5
X 178 Letters from Iwo Jima(2006) - 8
X 182 The Ox-Bow Incident(1943) - 7
X 185 Crash(2004/I) - 8
X 189 Umberto D.(1952) - 5
X 191 Scaphandre et le papillon, Le(2007) - 9
X 196 The Lady Vanishes(1938) - 8
X 197 Belle et la bête, La(1946) - 7
X 198 Casino(1995) - 6
X 200 Dial M for Murder(1954) - 9
X 205 The Lost Weekend(1945) - 8
X 207 The Kid(1921) - 6
X 208 Little Miss Sunshine(2006) - 8
X 214 Rosemary's Baby(1968) - 7
X 215 Rope(1948) - 8
X 216 Anatomy of a Murder(1959) - 8
X 218 Frankenstein(1931) - 3
X 230 In Bruges(2008) - 8
X 231 Sweet Smell of Success(1957) - 5
X 235 Låt den rätte komma in(2008) - 6
X 236 Iron Man(2008) - 7
X 237 Rocky(1976) - 8
X 238 Mou gaan dou(2002) - 7
X 240 Casino Royale(2006) - 5
X 243 Hauru no ugoku shiro(2004) -
X 244 The Nightmare Before Christmas(1993) - 5
X 245 Cabinet des Dr. Caligari., Das(1920) - 4
X 246 Ace in the Hole(1951) - 8
X 250 Shaun of the Dead(2004) - 7
X 42 Slumdog Millionaire(2008) - 7
X 71 The Wrestler(2008) - 8
X 81 Gran Torino(2008) - 8
X 136 Salaire de la peur, Le(1953) - 5
X 145 The Curious Case of Benjamin Button(2008) - 8
X 197 Watchmen(2009) - 7
X 224 Changeling(2008) - 9
X 226 Safety Last!(1923) - 8
X 242 Great Expectations(1946) - 7
X 248 Harold and Maude(1971) - 7

The "shuffled" rankings are due to adding new movies to the end of the list. The rankings are a snapshot of a particular time but of course they've changed and will continue to change. The incomplete personal ratings do not indicate an incomplete list - I've seen every movie. I didn't think to give a rating to each one until well into it and I don't want to rate a movie "in retrospect" just so I can throw a number up there.

Saturday, November 7, 2009

Ricky Gervais on Letterman

Ricky Gervais was on the Late Show Friday. A very funny interview in which was premiered a clip of his forthcoming animated show on HBO. Although I'm really excited about it, nevertheless the clip is underwhelming. They've animated Karl Pilkington's new idea to modify the life cycle. It's like when you let the cows out after the winter...

Part 1:
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Part 2:
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Animated Clip:
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Wednesday, November 4, 2009

The Quadrennial Curse

I realized something Saturday night but I didn't want to bring it up until it was certitude.

Years ago someone realized that Philadelphia's four major sports teams, all in a championship drought, were taking turns getting to the championship in their respective sports in 4 year increments.

1993: The Phillies make it to the World Series and lose.
1997: The Flyers make it to the Stanley Cup Finals and lose.
2001: The 76ers make it to the NBA Finals and lose.
2005: The Eagles make it to the Super Bowl and lose.

And so, when the Philadelphia Phillies made it to the World Series in 2008 (Note: not 2009) I was glad that someone had finally broken the pattern. Far, far more important than that, they actually won. The first championship in this city in any sport in a quarter century and the first of my sports-watching life.

Ghosts exorcised, I put foolish superstitions out of my mind, happy that I had seen at least one championship in my lifetime.

It was Saturday when I remembered the pattern and wondered, where we would be if it were still going. "Well," I thought, "if the curse were to continue it would mean that in the year 2009, the Phillies ... would have to make it into the..... World Series.... and...... lose.

And so here we are 4 days later.

The oddness of the pattern, the fact that I hate it when my team loses and the fact that I hate the Yankees aside, I'm not going to whine about it. Pre-2008 I had always said that any and all teams can lose and suck as much as they want just as long as one team wins just one championship at some point. The Phillies were that team and I'm going to stick to my word. And on some level, just making it to the World Series the year after winning isn't too shabby.

All I'm saying is: all this Mayan calendar 2012 "end of the world" crap is ridiculous. Everybody knows the Philadelphia Flyers have to lose the Stanley Cup Finals in 2013.

The Current Record:
1993: The Phillies make it to the World Series and lose.
1997: The Flyers make it to the Stanley Cup Finals and lose.
2001: The 76ers make it to the NBA Finals and lose.
2005: The Eagles make it to the Super Bowl and lose.
2009: The Phillies make it to the World Series and lose.

Phillie Phanatic Phraud

A closer look at the best mascot in baseball.
"Get To Know The Phillie Phanatic"

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Monday, November 2, 2009

John Cleese Interview

Even though I wasn't old enough to see Late Night with David Letterman, I miss it. There's no show on the air anywhere like it. Not even the Late Show with David Letterman is like it.

There are a million talk shows these days (there are too many talk shows these days) and every single one of them has the same look and feel. They all have a "rocking" (or otherwise upbeat) intro theme, a loud band, a booming announcement "AND NOW HERE'S YOUR HOST...", a raucous crowd, etc.

But while the goal of every current talk show is to be perceived as a cool party every night, Late Night with David Letterman was the cool afterparty every night. The band was four members, the intro theme was subdued, the crowd was small... in general, it had a quietness about it as if we can have fun but we need to be careful not to wake anyone. Basically, it had a "late night" feel in the true sense of the phrase. It's the middle of the night, lots of people are asleep but we're going to have fun.

Unnecessarily long intro aside, John Cleese came on the show July 6, 1988 to promote his new film "A Fish Called Wanda". A wonderful interview, Cleese talks about the British character, fish, cricket, British holidays, etc. This clip doesn't exactly prove my point but it's close. Who can blame the crowd for being excited when they're making toast. Yes, toast!



My favorite part is the toast.