Thursday, December 24, 2015

Merry Christmas

Merry Christmas, everyone. For this Christmas, I will be posting Jimmy Fallon and The Roots (together with a children's choir) singing "Christmas Time is Here" from my favorite, "A Charlie Brown Christmas".

Unfortunately, it's not on youtube, only hulu and hulu is really finicky with embedding videos for some reason.




Does this work? Do you see anything? Is it a merry yule loggy time now?

*Sigh* the internet.

Anyways, here's video #2 in case that one doesn't work.




Self-explanatory:

Thursday, December 17, 2015

Tonight Show - Will Ferrell is the New Santa

The "Santa" thing is old and tired. It's time for a new hipper, cooler Santa for the new Willenium.



Wednesday, December 16, 2015

George Lucas - Thug Life

Self-explanatory.


Incidentally, this is not the first time Lucas has used the "I'm making films that will not be seen" line. I think he's serious and it's so cringe-inducing.

Tonight Show - Jim Gaffigan's Holiday Toys

Jim Gaffigan (sans beard) has been researching the perfect gifts to get kids this Christmas and he's going to share his findings with the world.


For Christmas I want a calzone.

Friday, December 11, 2015

MST3K - Kickstarter Telethon

Buoyed by a star-studded "telethon", the MST3K kickstarter has ended with great financial success even if the event was hampered my major technical problems. Here's the rundown for anyone interested:

First, the goal was to reach $5.5 Million to make a full season of twelve episodes. They got that.

Then, the goal was to reach $5.9 Million to add a Christmas episode to the season of twelve. They reached that.

Then, the goal was to pass $5.7 Million on the kickstarter alone to have the record for the highest total in the history of kickstarter. They reached that.

Finally, they said if they get to $6.3 Million, they'll make a 14th episode and they just barely made it.

This was the highlight for me. This is the Game Grumps interviewed and then playing a video game MST3K style with Crow. The game they play? "Manos: The Hands of Fate: the video game". Appropriate.



Here's Patton Oswalt stealing the show in a segment that kind of encapsulates the whole night.

Friday, December 4, 2015

Best of the Worst - Double Down

On this episode of Half in the Bag, the gang breaks down the movie "Double Down". Don't let the hour running time intimidate you. Just start at 44:57 and watch for as long as you want.

For this episode, the normal cast is joined by writer Max Landis (3rd from the left) who wrote such films as "American Ultra" and "Victor Frankenstein".

Warning: The episode is slightly NSFW at parts.



HOW MANY CELL PHONES DOES HE HAVE?!

HOW MANY MEDALS DOES HE HAVE, RICH?! HOW MANY MEDALS DOES HE HAVE?!

Thursday, December 3, 2015

Tonight Show - Harrison Ford

Harrison Ford on the Tonight Show to promote the new Star Wars movie.






It's nice to see Harrison Ford on a talk show acting like he cares to be there a little. In fact, it's nice to see him on a talk show acting like a living person on the planet. Often he acts like a hostage who's already given up the will to live.

In the second clip Jimmy says "We have to do a Greedo shot first". Such a great line and it seems the audience doesn't even catch it.