Jacob's Patience - Steve Carell

Jimmy Fallon and Steve Carell look back on their days on the Canadian soap opera "Jacob's Patience". Justin Timberlake is also involved.

Is it Justin Timberlake or is it Justin Lumberpond?

Jordan Schlansky Returns; Drinks Coffee

Loyal viewers know that any appearance of Jordan Schlansky equates to comedy gold. This is no different.

Apparently one of Jordan's "various" responsibilities is purchasing an expensive espresso machine on Conan's dime. And controversy ensues.



"In English. Cuz 'God Bless America' you son of a bitch."

The Michael McDonald Trio

The title is self-explanatory. Three Michael McDonalds sing "Row, Row, Row Your Boat". Not as funny as it is interesting.

In case you're wondering, the one in the middle is Justin Timberlake.

Fallon to Host Tonight Show?

Various sources are reporting that NBC is planning to give Jimmy Fallon The Tonight Show when Leno's contract expires next year.

Allow me to be the first of many who will say (and continue to say even after it happens) "I've heard that before."

Return of the Wolfwaker

For centuries the Wolfwaker had journeyed in solitude, thousands of light-years from the lush bosom of the Wolf Planet. He was the Chrylon 4 Star System's most gifted warrior, yet his nights were spent alone, huddled in his starship upon a meager buckwheat cushion, harmonic spear at his side.

And each new dawn, as he woke from restless slumber to the blinding haze of a white-hot intergalactic sun, he would raise his face to the heavens and wonder, "Will I ever know love?" 

And so it was that one day, a beautiful she-wolf appeared to him - thousands of years his junior - with a delicate snout and coat so supple, it set the very ions of the Wolfwaker's synthetic consciousness ablaze. For seven blissful harvests she shared his buckwheat cushion and the Wolfwaker at last knew peace in his loins. 

But he knew also that his destiny lay elsewhere and that he must travel onward without her... Ever onward, a scorching pillar of fusion flame, deeper and further amongst the stars, defending the wolves against sentinent, hyper-violent robotic overlords and waking them when they slept...

Conan Reviews Video Games - Tomb Raider

In yet another edition of "Clueless Gamer", Conan reviews the new "Tomb Raider" game.

It's excellent.