Conan - Clueless Gamer with David Bakhtiari

Conan plays the game "Assassin's Creed: Origins" with David Bakhtiari plus one additional football player (for some reason?). It annoys me that every Clueless Gamer these days must have a celebrity involved. It's taking something good and unique and mellowing it down to almost another celebrity interview segment. Do they think that Conan playing a video game with Aaron Bleyaert isn't funny enough, it needs to have extra star power?

That said, it's still funny.

Clueless Gamer - Shadow Of War

Conan plays "Shadow Of War" with an actor who voiced one of the characters, Kumail Nanjiani.

Conan Reviews Video Games - Halo 5

Conan and his team, Team Coco, challenge Team Silicon Valley in the won't-be-released-for-a-long-time Halo 5. Treachery is afoot!


This video gives me a queasy feeling as it reminds me of playing Halo, myself. Those were dark days. In other news, I've been watching Silicon Valley recently. It's pretty good.

Conan Reviews Video Games - Call of Duty

Conan gets his hands on the new "Call of Duty : Advanced Warfare" game and plays it. He sees what it would be like to shoot milk.

Conan Reviews Video Games - Super Smash Bros. WiiU

In this very special edition of Clueless Gamer, Conan reviews Super Smash Bros for WiiU, a game that isn't even out yet...



John Adams.

Conan Reviews Video Games - Stadium Edition

The TV screen at AT&T stadium is one of the largest in the world... So Conan plays some XBox on it...



PS - Dallas Sucks.

Conan Reviews Video Games - PC Horror Games

Conan is back with another video game review. This time, in honor of Halloween, he's reviewing a few horror games for the PC.

This video is kind of Not Safe for Work.

Conan Reviews Video Games - "Injustice"

In the latest installment of "Clueless Gamer", Conan and Aaron review the brand new title "Injustice: Gods Among Us"...



Note: It took several episodes but Conan finally gave an actual score.

Conan Reviews Video Games - Tomb Raider

In yet another edition of "Clueless Gamer", Conan reviews the new "Tomb Raider" game.

It's excellent.

Conan Reviews Video Games - Halo 4

In this edition of "Clueless Gamer", Conan reviews the new game "Halo 4". This is a bit of a special review because it's the first time that he's reviewed a game in which he voices a character.




You can watch Conan and Andy record the voices for their characters here.

Conan Reviews Video Games - Hitman

In the latest installment of "Clueless Gamer", Conan reviews the yet-to-be-released "Hitman : Absolution". It's probably the most fun he's had with any game. He is also very tidy.

Conan Reviews Video Games - Resident Evil 6

In a regular segment called "Clueless Gamer", Conan, a clueless gamer, reviews video games. This week he reviews the yet-to-be-released "Resident Evil 6".


I love that springy thumbs up, I'm gonna start using that if I can.


Rating System:
Scale of 1 to 1500
1400 - Not So Good
1100 - Fantastic
Less Than Zero - Better

Rating: 35

Conan Reviews Video Games - Skyrim

Another edition of "Clueless Gamer". This week, Conan reviews the game "Skyrim" and searches for love/commerce.

Conan Reviews Video Games - Minecraft

Yesterday Conan started a new segment where he plays and reviews the latest video games. Of course,
Conan doesn't play video games...



One surprise: not a SINGLE comment about how it looks like "Money For Nothing" by Dire Straits. I thought that was a given. And, on a personal level, that's the main selling point.

Rating System:
88 - Pretty Good
110 - Excellent
150 - Awful
3 - Not Bad

Rating: 26C