Wednesday, December 29, 2021
McMathematics
Sunday, December 26, 2021
Month #1: Taiwan Snacks
Yes, the Japanese/Korean Snack series is over a year old and still hasn't completed, what is this nonsense? Well, this year for my birthday I asked for no gifts so obviously I got enrolled in a "snack of the month" club automatically guaranteed to last another year!
And what is the first month's collection? Taiwanese snacks, of course, so here we are. I didn't get what I wanted this year and I'm passing the suffering on to you. Let's get started...
Taiwan is home to 430 unique species of butterflies and is known as "Kingdom of Butterflies." On the first full moon of the year, people in North Taiwan celebrate the Pingxi Sky Lantern Festival where they send up paper lanterns into the sky. People in South Taiwan light fireworks in the street and getting hit by a firework is seen as a sign of good luck.
1) Soft Yuzu Citrus Cake
Yuzu is a citrus fruit that began in China and spread to the rest of South East Asia.
This tastes a lot like a Fig Newton. It's like a Fig Newton that's bigger, thicker and has a twinge of citrus flavor to it. Not bad.
2) Soy Cracker (Korean Kimchi)
Kimchi is Korean pickled cabbage. And Kimchi is so popular in Taiwan that they made their own version that's less spicy and more sweet and sour.
As you can infer from the bag, these are like the Taiwanese Fritos. Fritos, with a little bit of BBQ, a little spice and some sesame. Not bad.
3) Black Truffle Fries
4) Pop-Smile Popcorn Bubble Tea
5) Taro Classic Wafers
6) Taiwan Choco Ball
Thursday, December 23, 2021
Tuesday, December 21, 2021
Christmas Music
Someone recently posed the question, "Is Christmas Eve actually better than Christmas Day?" It's an impossible question. When I was a kid, we'd spend Christmas Eve celebrating with my grandparents on my father's side and those may be my favorite memories. I remember being caught between rooms hearing Christmas music ever so faintly. My grandparents would play the record player in a room all the way down the hall so in various locations you would hear it almost imperceptibly.
A few years ago I was able to track down the record that they played - that I'm pretty sure they played. And today I found someone had uploaded it to youtube.
If you're looking for Christmas music - even if only to play in the background - this is my recommendation.
Sunday, December 19, 2021
Weird Soda Reviews #1
1) Bazooka Joe Bubble Gum Soda
2) Canadian Maple Syrup Soda
3) Chocolate Soda with Banana & Real Cocoa
4) Chocolate Soda with Strawberry
Saturday, December 18, 2021
Rich Little's Christmas Carol
Are you down? Are you having trouble "getting into the 'Christmas spirit'" this year? Feeling boxed in by it all? Well, I know how to fix things. How about a version of "A Christmas Carol" where every character is played by Rich Little doing an impression of a different celebrity?
Yes, this production has it all... Rich Little as W.C. Fields as Scrooge, Rich Little as Richard Nixon as Jacob Marley, Rich Little as Groucho Marx as Fezziwig, Rich Little as Truman Capote as Tiny Tim and it just goes on and on from there. Are you a millennial? If so, you have no idea who any of these people are, do you? I guarantee you have never even heard the name Paul Lynde before.
Yes, this special is real and it's incredible (impossible to believe).
Thursday, December 16, 2021
Mr. T - Man of the Year 1984
Dean Martin and Mr. T. Mr. T is the one on the right. |
"Mr. T, Man of the Year" sounds like a pretty bold statement, it sounds made up. But it's real and I can explain.
The Dean Martin Celebrity Roasts started as a replacement for the Dean Martin Show. Coming out weekly, the roasted person was labeled "Man of the Week." As time went on, broadcasts became more infrequent and the roastee was "Man of the Hour", etc. By 1984, when they decided to roast Mr. T, the title had become "Man of the Year" and so it is.
Mr. T is a great sport, his giggling fits are in stark contrast to his tough guy persona. On the dais, and one of the roasters is George Peppard. The word on the street is that Mr. T and George Pepard hated each other, though Mr. T has tended to dismiss those rumors. Peppard's "roast" of Mr. T is one of the strangest "roasts" I've ever seen - he just talks about how great Mr. T is. No jokes, no humor, just earnest sainthood. To some extent this kind of praise is part of the "roast" genre but even so, it's weird.
It's a star-packed show with some oddities... On the dais are Bob Hope, Ann Jillian, Gary Coleman, Nell Carter, Gavin MacLeod, Howard Cosell and Ricky Shroder.
Some highlights from the roast (from people other than George Peppard):
Dean Martin: His mother had 11 children - he was 4 of ‘em.
Red Buttons: The doctor who delivered Mr. T said, “He slapped me!”
Don Rickles: “We’re honoring this man… WHY?!”
Don Rickles: “And Howard Cosell, I say from the bottom of my heart, you’re annoying and you should go away.”
Tuesday, December 14, 2021
Band of Brothers Screenwriter Discusses the Show
Found this to be really interesting.
Friday, December 10, 2021
The Fake Chest Pains Lady and The Ewok Guy
I thought the last Norm Macdonald clip that went semi-viral would be my last ever. But I found that I couldn't find any reference to The Fake Chest Pains Lady or The Ewok Guy anywhere on youtube and then I found I had a clip with them in my archives (previously uploaded to youtube but blocked for copyright). So here it is.
How many people on youtube are searching for this? I'm hoping it's at least 1.
By the way, an update on experiences with The Algorithm. The Norm Macdonald clip got way more views way faster than any video I ever posted in the past. It got 300K views in something like a week. However, once it hit that point it hit some sort of brick wall and stopped getting many more views. I wish I knew what that mechanism was. It could be natural that everyone who was going to watch it already watched it but I have no way of knowing.
Thursday, December 9, 2021
Best of the Worst - New York Ninja
The name of Vinegar Syndrome continues to ascend.
Tuesday, December 7, 2021
Game Grumps - Roblox Pizza
This Christmas Season, the hottest game is Roblox. It's the bleeding-edge, hot craze with next-gen graphics and massively multiplayer PvP office politics action.
Sunday, December 5, 2021
Cringing Along with the Back to the Future Musical
There is a "Back to the Future" musical and the reviews are in: "That was painful to watch. There was a visceral feeling of like- I got anxiety, I got mad, embarrassment was peak... peak embarrassment for what was going on..."
Friday, December 3, 2021
The Wizard of Oz is All a Dream
Popcorn in Bed - The Empire Strikes Back
This is too fun. I can't think of anything else to say. I am speechless.
Thursday, December 2, 2021
Wednesday, December 1, 2021
Popcorn in Bed - Rocky II
There is a glut of "reacts to" videos on youtube and they're terrible. The whole genre feels like a scam even though I can't prove it for any particular instance. You've never heard the Beatles before but now you're blown away and they're your favorite band? Ok.... sure...sure.
But against my better judgement, I've started watching these videos on "Popcorn in Bed" and also against my better judgement, I'll probably watch most of the channel. I don't know how to stop, why can't I stop? Don't answer that. This is probably why youtube keeps recommending reaction videos, it's my fault.
This kind of over-reaction/over emotionalization of "Rocky" is something I can get behind 110%. I do it myself, I'm just ever so slightly more stoic in my demeanor.
Saturday, November 27, 2021
1980s Computer Proves Time Travel
Halloween comes late this year.
A story in which a man believes he is communicating with the past and future through a personal computer from the 1980s...
Monday, November 22, 2021
Irish People Try Thanksgiving Pies
Tuesday, November 16, 2021
Rad in Theaters: An Addendum to the Retrospective
Remember how I said that at my screening of "Rad" in theaters, I saw Justin Silverman of the Cinemassacre Podcast? Well, they talked about it today on that same podcast. And they mention that Kieran was also there. I was unable to confirm it was him because he was wearing a mask so I didn't mention it. This blog has journalistic integrity.
Hey maaaan, see how they discuss people seeing "Rad" with Rad t-shirts on? Maan, they're talking about ME, maaannnn!
Skip to 7:58.
Wednesday, November 10, 2021
Norm Macdonald Live - The Top 3 Episodes
I just finished re-watching the entire run of "Norm Macdonald Live" and there's an episode that I thought deserved highlighting.
First off, I suppose if I had to pick the top two episodes, it would be David Letterman followed by Dana Carvey. But, looking back at the blog, I found that I made posts recommending those two exact episodes. I thought it was interesting that my tastes would be so consistent.
But the #3 episode is also great and it's the Bill Hader episode. I don't think of Bill Hader as a "big star" but he's funny, he's interesting, he has great stories, he's a likable guy and the show just seems to come together well. So if you'd like, you can watch that episode here.
So, there you go, the Top 3 episodes of "Norm Macdonald Live" according to me.
Tuesday, November 9, 2021
Norm Is Having a No Bones Day
This is, I expect, my last youtube upload. While I can't predict the future and may have something to upload for some reason, at some point; I am completely through all my old VHS tapes and so that's the end of that.
It really is amazing. My last video got 28 views in 5 days. This video is at 10,000 views within 3 hours. And it's still going, obviously.
A Duck Plays the Drums
Friday, November 5, 2021
Late Show - Should Al Gore Run Again?
How topical, how political...
This is another new upload. I just loved this response to a random Viewer Mail question.
One of the things that happened as the Late Show went on is the answers to the Viewer Mail questions had less and less to do with what was actually asked. It would be like "Dear Dave, do you like burritos?" and then Dave would say, "I don't really know but I saw an interesting thing on my way to work - did you see this? - I think we have footage of it...."
I only have one youtube upload left.
Sunday, October 31, 2021
Rifftrax - Halloween Party
Another short film with no purpose. It seems there was an era where professors from Arizona State College would make shorts that have no entertainment, artistic or educational value. Just wasting everyone's time.
Friday, October 29, 2021
Late Show - Dana Carvey
A conspiracy on ABC? Sounds a lot like Conan.
I wish I could say I'd never seen "Shakespeare in Love" but I caved a while back because I was trying to complete those Greatest Movie lists. I don't remember much (any) of it but I wish I had paid attention to the mention of the theater.
Wednesday, October 27, 2021
Monday, October 25, 2021
Friday, October 22, 2021
Late Show - Kid Scientists
Thursday, October 21, 2021
Tuesday, October 19, 2021
Craig Kilborn Wants to be on a Soap Opera
Of the new batch of videos that I'm uploading this is my second favorite - second only to the Norm Macdonald interview. I've watched it many times and it doesn't get old, it always hits me the right way for some reason.
Even that thumbnail is spectacular.
Monday, October 18, 2021
The Rad/Full House Connection
Forgive me, I'm sure this is common knowledge to some people, but I recently learned that Becky (Marta Kober) from "Rad" actually went on to be a fairly successful actress. Her biggest credit (aside from "Rad" and "Magnum P.I.") is probably being one of the teens in "Friday the 13th Part 2." I had no idea.
But what I was most tickled by was that she appeared in an episode of "Full House." In the Season 6, Episode 1 episode entitled "Come Fly with Me," Marta appears very briefly as Brandy, a woman who Uncle Jesse mistakes for an autograph seeker.
Sorry, this is the best picture I could get - she's scowling throughout the entire shot.
And, of course, she appears in the same scene as Lori Loughlin:
So two cast members of "Rad" appearing together in the same episode, same scene of "Full House." Moreover in both cases one of them is playing a character named Becky. The imdb Trivia page for this episode makes no note of this, by the way.
Saturday, October 16, 2021
Late Show - Biff Henderson's Fun with a Stopwatch
Biff Henderson uses a stopwatch to time things. It's "a fascinating anthropological pursuit."
Friday, October 15, 2021
Japan Snack Reviews #4
Reaching the end of the Japanese snacks and it's a lot of small individual candy items...
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Name: Maken Mini5.
Review:
This is a spherical hard candy that doesn't taste like apple but I think I can be generous and say maybe "sour apple." It tastes exactly like one of the flavors of Fiji Fruits - I don't know if anyone remembers them, they were possibly an obscure candy from the 80s.
Thursday, October 14, 2021
Rad in Theaters: A Retrospective
I was pretty sure I wasn't going to make a post about going to see Rad in theaters - I was sure I wouldn't need to talk about seeing a movie - but there were so many interesting things that happened, I have to now...
Some thoughts:
- Going into the theater a guy held the door for me wearing the same Rad t-shirt that I was wearing. Nice.
- In the theater, before the previews, there was Rad Trivia. I have to say I was stumped on a few.
- There was a commercial advertising that bikes exactly like Cru's Murray will be available next year.
- Before the film there was a trailer for the new cut of "Rocky IV" which was peculiar because that movie and Rad are both from around the same time, both coming back to theaters in 2021 and both star Talia Shire.
- The original Fathom announcement advertised: "fans will see for the first time 'A Rad Documentary – Inside the BMX Movie That Changed Everything.' ...the documentary gives audiences an inside look into the making of the film that helped catapult the extreme popularity of the 1980s BMX fad." It's amazing how misleading that statement is and yet it's not false - every word matters and is probably calculated. After the credits, they did not show a special documentary per se, they showed a sneak-peek at a Rad documentary that is coming out at a later date. Bad news, good news...Yes, a full-length "Rad" documentary is coming.
- I was surprised at how many people were laughing at parts of the movie which were not intended to be comedic. The art of serious cinema is just not appreciated these days.
- One person (who wasn't me) remarked that they should have played "The Dirt Bike Kid" trailer before the movie. That was the line of the night.
- In the restaurant where Cru works, there's an advertisement for strawberries and I think that's it. Just strawberries.
- With the large picture size, the difference between Sgt. Smith and his stunt man was pretty apparent. In fact, all the shots of stuntmen are pretty easy to pick out but Sgt. Smith is the funniest.
- The Reynolds Twins' criticisms of Cochrane are even more stinging on the big screen.
- The woman who has to get through the parade because she has cakes in the oven appears to also be handing out small American flags even as she's panicking. Watch it again, it makes no sense at all.
- With the enlarged detail, it occurred to me that every Rad shirt I've ever seen is inauthentic. It makes sense, in the movie, the logo is stenciled so there can be no totally enclosed empty space. The "R", "a", "d", etc have breaks in the lines.
- Cru should not be riding his bike into the river before the big race, he's risking injury. That's very self-destructive!
- Right before the first qualifier, someone's wearing a Captain's Hat. Nice:
- It really is a perfectly constructed movie in the sense that every plot twist is foreshadowed.
- The guy who works at 7-11 is wearing a shirt that has a "7-11" print. On VHS it just looks like a green shirt.
- I never noticed before (again, greater detail) that during Hell Track Becky is wearing a...like, a Pith Helmet.
- The credits end with a warning about kids not trying stunts. Never saw that before.
- Sitting there, waiting for the movie to start, in walks this guy:
Rad - In Theaters Tonight
Camera, curtains, lights!
This is it, we'll hit the heights!
Oh what heights we'll hit!
On with the show this is it!
Just a reminder that Rad is back in theaters for one night only and it's tonight. Even if you have your SATs tonight, I say this is more important.
Tuesday, October 12, 2021
Korean Snack Reviews #4
The last time I did one of these it was July. In fact, we're coming up on the 1 Year Anniversary of the start of this. This is not how it was supposed to go.
Well, anyways...
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They have a taste that's hard to describe but I would best reckon it as "seaweed." They're not for me, wouldn't recommend.
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Fun fact: I can't try Green Tea because I have a weird allergic (or something) reaction to it. The only symptom it causes that I really wish to talk about is it makes me dizzy, causing the world to spin slowly and makes it hard to walk a straight line. It's like being drunk, in short. I still remember walking down the hall at work and stumbling back and forth, trying to get my balance. Very strange.
Needless to say I didn't try this one but I'm going to go ahead and assume that the Green Tea tastes like Green Tea.
And that's it. Next Time: Japan Snacks #4.
Monday, October 11, 2021
The History of Super Mario Bros 3
A 50 minute video about Super Mario Bros 3 might be too much for some but I really enjoyed it. It's an excellent work and it's fascinating how a game could be so hyped and so built-up and yet deliver exactly what it promised.
Sometimes I can still see that bright yellow and re-live the excitement of that time.
Thursday, October 7, 2021
Rad - The Bart Taylor Magazine Article
With the HD quality of the new Rad trailer, we can finally read the magazine article Cru reads about Bart Taylor:
HELL TRACK
COCHRAN, ORE.
BART,
The Man.
CAN HE BE STOPPED AT HELL TRACK?
He hasn't lost a race yet. Bart "The Man" Taylor has ripped up the pro class for the last three years. At the U.S. Open in Long Beach, California last month, Bart carted home a hefty $25,000 for the win, giving him an easy lead going into Hell Track in Cochran, Oregon, where the title of No. 1 Pro will be decided.
Of course, Bart will be the favorite to grab the glory at Hell Track, starting with the brand spankin' new '86 Corvette that goes with the pro win. His heavy pursuit of the No. 1 [place?] has given him very little free time for surfing or kicking back at his new condo right on Zuma Beach.
The blond-haired swoop master claims that his constant workout on his bike while on the road keeps him in shape for the national BMX circuit.
On and off the track, Bart's the dude to watch. No one comes close. You might remember last year's grandnational, when Taylor lapped half the pack -- that was KILLER. Also, rumor has it that he's been attempting countless swoops on this year's number one national girl and Mongoose teammate, Christian. No luck with her yet, but he's got groupies to spare. Ah, the spoils of being the best.
BMX ACTION
A few thoughts.
This one throwaway prop alters forever my perspective of the entire movie. Bart has been competing for 3 straight years and hasn't lost even a single race? Not even 2nd place? Every great athlete loses at least sometime. If he had merely been the best rider, I'd believe Cru could prove himself to be the superior rider but now I think that's very unlikely. Bart must have won too much, became too satisfied and lost his edge.
The other thing is: I love that they mention, in a magazine article, that Bart is hitting on Christian. If they're going out, that'd be one thing but if he's hitting on her and getting rejected, why does that make it into a magazine? And then they go the opposite direction and talk about how he's got "groupies to spare," geez. Would that really happen? Sure, it was a completely different era and I have no knowledge of BMX magazines but it seems wacky.
Wednesday, October 6, 2021
What is Malt?
It might sound dumb but I've always wondered what malt was. From "going to the Malt Shop" in old movies to the candy malted milk balls, I always had it in the back of my mind.
Sunday, October 3, 2021
Rad Is Being Re-Released To Theaters
On October 14th In The Year of Our Lord 2021, "Rad" will be shown in theaters in celebration of it's 35th Anniversary!
"In celebration of its 35th anniversary, the 1986 BMX racing film, Rad returns to theaters for one-night-only. Featuring a new 35th anniversary restoration, the film stars Bill Allen (Cru Jones), Lori Loughlin (Christian Hollings), Talia Shire (Mrs. Jones), Jack Weston (Duke Best), and Ray Walston (Burton Timmer), along with 1984 Olympic gymnastics champion Bart Conner (Bart Taylor).
As part of the Rad 35th Anniversary event, fans will see for the first time “A Rad Documentary – Inside the BMX Movie That Changed Everything.” Featuring never-before-seen interviews with the cast and crew and behind-the-scenes footage, the documentary gives audiences an inside look into the making of the film that helped catapult the extreme popularity of the 1980s BMX fad."
The Trailer:
I've already bought my tickets - $27,000 worth. Don't get left out! I'd run right over to that stand and buy as many as you can!
Saturday, October 2, 2021
Late Show - The Dr. Phil Trilogy
Over the past week and a half I've released my own "Dr. Phil Trilogy" to youtube. I don't expect it to perform well - I think people see "Dr. Phil" and think "who cares?"
But this was a fun era in David Letterman history. For months they isolated clips of Dr. Phil out of context and played them for comedy on the show (Video #1). And then Dr. Phil agreed to come on the show and implied that it may come to violence (Video #2). Then the actual interview (Video #3) was actually combative (in a playful, jokey way).
I have no particular opinion of Dr. Phil but the whole saga was fun and funny. I wish I had more "Dr. Phil's Words of Wisdom" clips but it was a daily segment and I felt overwhelmed. Also, someone started a website where you could read through them all and I figured that was good enough, not thinking that anything like youtube would ever exist.
All of this was a stepping stone, I think, toward getting on Oprah - and, for all I know, it worked.
Sidenote: The youtube algorithm is an interesting thing. The Norm Macdonald clip that I posted 2 weeks ago has over 60,000 views. The Conan clip that I posted a week later is at 127 views.
Friday, October 1, 2021
GG - Improv Song Remixes
Not Safe for Kids
Wednesday, September 29, 2021
Sunday, September 26, 2021
Star Trek Acid Party
I have a goal. My goal is to watch the whole thing. I don't know if I'll make it but that's the goal.
Wednesday, September 22, 2021
Seinfeld Movie References
Tuesday, September 21, 2021
Levon Helm on Conan
Levon Helm on Late Night performs "A Train Robbery" and "The Weight".
I thought for sure this was on the blog somewhere. Turns out it's from before the blog started.
Saturday, September 18, 2021
More Shows That Don't Feature Mr. T
In a previous episode, I discovered that imdb mistakenly credited Mr. T as being in a show that he wasn't actually in. It seemed like a fluke, it seemed to be the first and last time that I'd see anything like that. But now there are more.
The vast majority of Mr. T's roles are small cameos in TV shows. He's been a regular cast member in just three series: "The A-Team," "Mister T" and "T and T." But, as of 2001, imdb (and much of the internet) lists a fourth: "Pecola." "Pecola" is a Japanese 3D animated show for kids that has been dubbed in English for a North American audience; it lasted for two seasons from 2001-2002 and supposedly Mr. T was in the cast for every episode. But he appears nowhere in the series. Don't believe me? Here are the actual credits:
Mr. T is also credited as doing a voice (the voice of Mr. T) in the video game "Celebrity Deathmatch) from 2003. And this one is the most embarrassing of them all. Not only is he not in it, the actual guy doing Mr. T is awful. It's not even close, it's so bad.
In 2010, Mr. T is listed as playing a gambler in the series "Finders Keepers" - the episode "Casino Night." "Finders Keepers" was a bargain basement youtube "series" filmed out of Philadelphia. It has no budget or acting and as you've probably guessed by now, Mr. T appears nowhere in the episode he's purported to be in. And good thing too, this show is so bad, I would have lost respect for him if he got anywhere close to it. However, interestingly and unlike the other shows, his absence can not be proven simply by looking at the credits - the episode credits do list a "Mr. T." So imdb is not entirely wrong but just confused about which Mr. T. I can assure you Mr. T is not in this show - I assume some random jabronie from Philly is calling himself "Mr. T" and wasting my time as a consequence.
Finally, we come to "The Comeback Kids" a "tv series" from 2014 - sadly Mr. T's most recent credit, according to imdb. The premise of this show is actually not bad - it's about former child stars trying to claw their way back into the limelight or at least cling to their fame. You can imagine the show has a built in gimmick - namely, they can have loads of cameos from former stars in every episode. Here's how imdb lists Mr. T in this show:
That's another first. I've never seen a credit for someone who's rumored to be in a show. The credit really is only a rumor. As far as I can tell, they made a pilot episode and then never made a single episode after that... even though there's an entire season of plot summaries on imdb. Well it's been seven years, I'm pretty sure the rumors aren't true.
Friday, September 17, 2021
Norm Macdonald on the Tonight Show (7/23/99)
It's against my religion to post anything that is any way related to - or even mentions - Jay Leno, but I found this segment on a VHS of mine recently (I don't know how it got there, I swear!) and I don't see it anywhere on youtube and then Norm passed away...
It's a fun interview and it's Norm. So here's a little additional material for the Norm Macdonald rabbit hole.
Tuesday, September 14, 2021
Norm Macdonald Dies at 61
The press says that he was battling cancer for 9 years. That's a long time without letting anyone know. According to my math, his touching tribute to David Letterman was within that time, "Norm Macdonald Live" and "Norm Macdonald Has a Show" were all within that span. Also within that span: Jimmy Fallon cancelling him from the "Tonight Show" because he said "Believe All Women" was bullshit. And, perhaps coincidentally, he also didn't appear on "Conan" after that, even when Conan was saying goodbye and having his favorite guests on. Well that bumper sticker slogan of non-thought has since been abandoned and today we have a whole new set of non-think catchphrases but I guess it's too late to invite him back now.
I found a Norm interview on one of my VHS tapes that I don't see on youtube. I'll probably post it in a few days. Little consolation, and all that.
RIP Norm.
Monday, September 13, 2021
Sunday, September 12, 2021
Mr. T in Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs (2009)
"Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs" was probably my favorite book when I was a child. And ff you don't know, well now you know.
But "Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs"- the movie - has very little to do with the book. I suppose that's to be expected; the book's plot is minimal and could never fill up a feature-length film (though I would like to see an attempt). Nevertheless, just in case you were wondering, "I wonder how faithful the movie is to the book," the answer is: not much at all.
Book aside, if we judge the movie on its own terms, it's an excellent kids' movie. It's sharp, it's inventive, it's very funny. The visual gags are constant and the characterization is top-notch. And, no surprise, it was written and directed by Phil Lord and Christopher Miller. The main character is voiced by Bill Hader and I need to note that Bill Hader has a perfect voice for animation.
My one complaint about the movie is the way it turns into an action movie towards the end - I'm fully on board for most of the movie but that's the only part where I start to lose interest. But that had me thinking: is there any animated movie made nowadays that doesn't devolve into an action film? Sad, but I can't think of a single example.
Thursday, September 9, 2021
Late Night - Anti-Astronaut Discrimination
I commend this as being one of the most bizarre sketches in the Conan era. Who knows, maybe it's the most bizarre.
Tuesday, September 7, 2021
Mr. T on The Simpsons (2003)
What can one say about "The Simpsons?" It was one of the best shows ever made but then it jumped the shark ... and then it made another 20 seasons... and then it was never cancelled... and kept getting worse for eternity.
I have not made a full forensic audit of the show but judging by a single episode, it appears it was on the down slope in 2003. On the one hand, the episode has a never-ending string of gags and goofs and it's seeming smooth and effortless. And on the other hand, it's only jokes - the phenomenon of liking and caring about these characters is gone. It all seems soulless and empty.
Mr. T guests in the episode "Today, I am a Clown." In the episode, Krusty has never had a bar mitzvah so he gives himself one, turning the event into a TV special. Mr. T is one of the participants. Why Mr. T? Because jokes. Mr. T makes a bunch of Jewish jokes. Example: “I pity the fool who didn’t bring an envelope to this bar mitzvah.”
Still, it is two pop culture icons meeting each other and I am a sucker for Mr. T in cartoon form.
Monday, September 6, 2021
Game Grumps - Geoguesser
What a simple but interesting game.
Pro Tip: If you see a restaurant called "Bit O'Denmark," you are NOT in Denmark.
Friday, September 3, 2021
LGIO - The Airport of Suffering
Oddly, I think the airport specifically made to be painful is only marginally worse than a regular airport.
Thursday, September 2, 2021
Mr. T (Not) on Teamo Supremo (2002)
Ever find an error on imdb?
According to imdb, Mr. T appears in one episode of the kids' cartoon "Teamo Supremo" playing the character "Mr. Gruff".
So I watched it - or, started watching it. It was clear as soon as the character of Mr. Gruff speaks that it's not Mr. T but someone doing a Mr. T-like voice. However, the plot of the episode involves a Batman-like scheme where Mr. Gruff's voice is stolen and put into the water supply such that all of the citizens in the city start talking exactly like Mr. Gruff. It seemed possible, then, that among all the Mr. Gruffs, they might sneak in Mr. T as someone sort of like an Easter egg.
But the show sucks and I lost patience and just skipped to the credits. I confirmed that Mr. T is not in the episode.
Wikipedia confirms this. It credits Mr. Gruff as being voiced by Clancy Brown.
Here are the credited voice actors, in case proof be needed. No Mr. T.
Wednesday, September 1, 2021
Mr. T on House of Mouse (2002)
Mr. T made an appearance on the show. It was a quick appearance, just a quick gag, but it was nice to see Mr. T in cartoon form again.
Tuesday, August 31, 2021
Rifftrax - Setting Up a Room
It's finally here. I don't know how, but the folks at Rifftrax have somehow made "Setting Up a Room" available for free on youtube. Isn't that a major rights issue with the Hollywood production companies? Well, I don't care how they did it, the point is they did it.
Mr. T in Pass the Courvoisier Part II (2002)
Mr. T appears in the music video for Busta Rhymes' "Pass the Courvoiser Part II." Earlier, I mentioned that Emmanuel Lewis appeared in a Lil John video in 2002. Perhaps this was a mini-trend in the early 2000s - rappers featuring 80s TV stars in their music videos. These are the only two I know of so far, though.
So, yeah, Mr. T is in this music video and it's the standard disposable pop trash that's only popular for a few weeks. I wouldn't even be mentioning this except for one thing...
As you can see, Mr. T is wearing a giant gold plate. When I saw him wearing this in "Suddenly Susan" I blamed the writers but this appearance shows that I was wrong, this is his "look" in this era. My apologies to the writers of "Suddenly Susan". This is not a good fashion choice.
Friday, August 27, 2021
Mr. T in Not Another Teen Movie (2001)
"Not Another Teen Movie" is an over-the-top parody movie of the Teen movies of the 80s and 90s. It's extreme, it's stupid and it's offensive - and I mean that in the best way possible. I am a sucker for these spoof movies, granted, but I put this in the "best of the best" category within the genre.
Why is this not considered a classic? My best guess is: it may have gotten lost in the shuffle. It would be around this time or a little later that all the horrible "Scary Movie" cash grabs would start up and I suppose this might have been lumped into the same category and forgotten.
Regarding Mr. T, this is a strange role for the T man. Or actually, it's a standard role but within a strange genre for him. Raunchy sex movies are not Mr. T's style but yet here he is. When he did "D.C. Cab" he was almost apologetic about its R rating and how it didn't agree with his values. With "D.C. Cab" you could make the case that he was just starting out and desperate for roles. But that isn't the case here.
As in "Spy Hard," it's a very small role - Mr. T plays the Wise Janitor Here to Impart Knowledge. And he also is dressed as a rather random homage to "I Know What You Did Last Summer".
Mr. T coaches Captain America |
The joke that stood out to me most, watching it this time around, is the football coach. That actor commits to the bit. He acts with the fire of a thousand suns. The other joke - that got me this time but always gets me - is "Do it for Marty's torso!" Classic. The "cheertator" speech is great too. I could go on and on.