Rad in Theaters: A Retrospective

 I was pretty sure I wasn't going to make a post about going to see Rad in theaters - I was sure I wouldn't need to talk about seeing a movie - but there were so many interesting things that happened, I have to now...

Some thoughts:

• Going into the theater a guy held the door for me wearing the same Rad t-shirt that I was wearing. Nice.
• In the theater, before the previews, there was Rad Trivia. I have to say I was stumped on a few.
• There was a commercial advertising that bikes exactly like Cru's Murray will be available next year.
• Before the film there was a trailer for the new cut of "Rocky IV" which was peculiar because that movie and Rad are both from around the same time, both coming back to theaters in 2021 and both star Talia Shire.
• The original Fathom announcement advertised: "fans will see for the first time 'A Rad Documentary – Inside the BMX Movie That Changed Everything.' ...the documentary gives audiences an inside look into the making of the film that helped catapult the extreme popularity of the 1980s BMX fad." It's amazing how misleading that statement is and yet it's not false - every word matters and is probably calculated. After the credits, they did not show a special documentary per se, they showed a sneak-peek at a Rad documentary that is coming out at a later date. Bad news, good news...Yes, a full-length "Rad" documentary is coming.
• I was surprised at how many people were laughing at parts of the movie which were not intended to be comedic. The art of serious cinema is just not appreciated these days.
• One person (who wasn't me) remarked that they should have played "The Dirt Bike Kid" trailer before the movie. That was the line of the night.
• In the restaurant where Cru works, there's an advertisement for strawberries and I think that's it. Just strawberries.
• With the large picture size, the difference between Sgt. Smith and his stunt man was pretty apparent. In fact, all the shots of stuntmen are pretty easy to pick out but Sgt. Smith is the funniest.
• The Reynolds Twins' criticisms of Cochrane are even more stinging on the big screen.
• The woman who has to get through the parade because she has cakes in the oven appears to also be handing out small American flags even as she's panicking. Watch it again, it makes no sense at all.
• With the enlarged detail, it occurred to me that every Rad shirt I've ever seen is inauthentic. It makes sense, in the movie, the logo is stenciled so there can be no totally enclosed empty space. The "R", "a", "d", etc have breaks in the lines.
• Cru should not be riding his bike into the river before the big race, he's risking injury. That's very self-destructive!
• Right before the first qualifier, someone's wearing a Captain's Hat. Nice:
• It really is a perfectly constructed movie in the sense that every plot twist is foreshadowed.
• The guy who works at 7-11 is wearing a shirt that has a "7-11" print. On VHS it just looks like a green shirt.
• I never noticed before (again, greater detail) that during Hell Track Becky is wearing a...like, a Pith Helmet.

• The credits end with a warning about kids not trying stunts. Never saw that before.
• Sitting there, waiting for the movie to start, in walks this guy:

It's Justin, of Cinemassacre Podcast fame. If you want to hear his thoughts on "Rad," here they are:

Convenient.

Finally, the people in the theater were all a pretty similar bunch: people who looked like me. But walking out of the theater I spied a lovely woman in a lovely dress. Then, coming out into the parking lot, I noticed she was not accompanied by a middle-aged schlub, or any schlub at all. What I'm saying, assuming it wasn't a hallucination, is that an attractive woman went to see "Rad" alone. There's a story and a mystery there more interesting than anything projected onto the movie screen.