Head Swap #5!

Scientifically, it you switch two celebrity's heads on their bodies it, by definition, equals comedy.

IT'S HEAD SWAP!

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Ringo v. Questlove

For those of you who didn't watch Ringo Starr on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon, it was pretty entertaining but nothing particularly historic. That is, except for one clip that didn't air because it took place after the end credits rolled and The Roots were preforming the Late Night theme ("Here I Come").

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Questlove later described it as "historic".

Conan Releases A Statement

Earlier, Conan O'Brien released a statement stating that he refuses to move to 12:05 as had been proposed earlier.

He says (in part), "I sincerely believe that delaying the Tonight Show into the next day to accommodate another comedy program will seriously damage what I consider to be the greatest franchise in the history of broadcasting. The Tonight Show at 12:05 simply isn't the Tonight Show. Also, if I accept this move I will be knocking the Late Night show, which I inherited from David Letterman and passed on to Jimmy Fallon, out of its long-held time slot. That would hurt the other NBC franchise that I love, and it would be unfair to Jimmy."

Read the full text here.

Programming Note: Tonight's guest on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon tonight is Ringo Starr. He'll be playing 3 songs and, I believe, will be the only guest for the entire show.

Dave Explains Things #1

In this Episode: Dave explains the modern history of NBC's late night schedule up to the present day and proposes his own homespun solution to the current problem. Still no idea what to do about Carson Daly.

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"Whip It" : Good.... "Whip It" : Real Good

"Whip It" as a box office draw was probably doomed from the start. You tell someone there's a new movie about women's roller derby and their eyes will probably glaze over and they'll probably change the subject immediately. The idea of roller derbies in cinema is either too kitsch or assumed to be exploitative or was simply ruined by peoples' experience with the terrible, terrible "Rollerball". But such pre-conceived notions are well-worth ignoring here or you risk missing out on a very good movie.

Ellen Page stars as Bliss Cavendar, a young girl struggling to meet her mother's expectations. For most of her life she's been pressured to compete in ridiculous beauty pageants (see "Little Miss Sunshine") but is starting to grow tired of them and her parent's rules. One day she sees a flier for a local Roller Derby league at an abandoned warehouse and decides to lie to her parents and check it out. Soon she's trying out and the next thing she knows she's on a team. Not long after that, she's met a boy. But how long can keep up the lie and avoid confronting her parents with her true wishes? Oh, and also a bunch of women punch and tackle each other.

"So, that all sounds pretty formulaic, what's the big idea, see?!", you might say at this point turning into a gangster from the 40's. The point is that none of that matters. It surely is formulaic, it's the same formula as "Rocky", as "Major League" and as "The Mighty Ducks". It's a formula that works and this movie (like the others) is smart, fun, funny, sincere, exciting and has a lot of heart. In fact, I can summarize best what this movie is in one sentence: this movie is John Hughes meets "Slapshot".

As far as formulaic goes it doesn't get much better than that. And that's exactly why it's worth seeing. It deals joyfully with a bunch of misfit goons who beat each other up for fun and, at the same time, it's a coming-of-age story that deals authentically with teenage friendships, parental pressure, the struggle for acceptance, and romance.

Drew Barrymore, in her directorial debut hits the ball out of the park as far as delivering a funny, touching teen movie straight out of the 80's. Jimmy Fallon is fair as the greasy play-by-play man 'Hot Tub' Johnny Rocket. It's great to see Daniel Stern again, he plays a great Dad character. There are also very funny performances by Kristen Wiig, Eve, Juliette Lewis and Andrew Wilson (who knew there was yet another funny Wilson brother?) as the coach.

Comedy, sports, drama this movie does all very well. Particularly, it is highly recommended as a fun date movie.

Rating : 7/10 (Quite Good).

Teen Angst Rating : 6 Å (Teen Angst is measured in Angstroms).

It's The ?uestions, It's The ?uestions Y'all.

In this segment, Roots drummer ?uestlove "goes deeper" as is his custom.

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They've done this segment three or four times in the past and it hasn't been great but this one, I thought, was quite good. Don't mess with Texas.

The inspiration for this post's title:

Why do I need I.D. to get I.D.? If I had I.D., I wouldn't need I.D.