WATP - Tom Myers, The World's Worst Comedian

 

And not only is Tom Myers the World's Worst Comedian, this video purports to relay the worst joke ever. It's a bold claim, Cotton.

Popcorn in Bed - Clue

 

It's Scary-But-Not-Too-Scary October and ironically, I've never seen "Clue" taken as such a horror/suspense before. I mean, I'm scared of it but I generally assume that's because I remember seeing it as a kid. And almost all the jokes are edited out, perhaps to match the reaction? Oh well, art is subjective.

"There wasn't a Mr. Boddy in the game, was there?"
"I don't think so."

Heh.

Happy Golden Ticket Day!

 

Today is Golden Ticket Day - the prop used in the movie and the dialogue in the movie both agree that the day of the tour of Willy Wonka's factory takes place on the first of October.

Unfortunately, we live in an era where we can't celebrate any day without some sort of controversy and Golden Ticket Day is no exception, so let's address it.

Firstly, the book has the aforementioned events taking place on February 1st. But since "Willy Wonka" is one of the only cases where the movie is better than the book, I go with the movie.

Secondly, while the tour of the factory is October 1st, it's made clear that the day Charlie finds the golden ticket is September 30. Perhaps that's the better object of commemoration. 

Celebrating on September 30 would also make sense because of the ways you could celebrate that day. Golden Ticket Day could be a day for looking into sewers for coins and eating bars of chocolate. Celebrating the next day, what can you do? It would be difficult to schedule a tour of a chocolate factory for that day.

I could be convinced for either one and wouldn't mind celebrating both, but I think the weight of the printed object with the specific date means October 1st makes much more sense. So Happy Golden Ticket Day!

Re:View - Pee-wee's Big Adventure

 

I may re-visit "Big Top Pee-wee." It was always my favorite of the two but this seems to imply it's not very good. I really liked the Rube Goldberg device in "Big Top" and remember really liking the 80s babe love interest. Those two things were the only things that mattered so maybe that's throwing me off.

My favorite joke in "Pee-wee's Big Adventure" is this one:

It's clever, it's goofy, it's perfectly setup but still a surprise. So good.

The Charismatic Voice - Heart

 

How about a little Heart?

What about me, vocal coach, did I have heart?

BrutalMoose - Bass Pro Shop Food #2

 

See the first installment here.