Sunday, March 20, 2022

Ralph Machio vs. Steve Vai in a Guitar Battle

 


The first time I saw this scene, I basically saw it the way you are now. There used to be a local station that played cheapish movies late on Sunday nights and one time I tuned in late and saw this scene. I don't think I saw any context of the rest of the movie, I was just presented with this... and I was transfixed. It was so insane but I loved it.

Since then I've seen the movie and I can give it some explanation even though it will still make no sense. This is a scene in the movie "Crossroads" where Ralph Macchio has gone down to the crossroads to duel with one of Satan's minions for the ownership of someone's soul. See how that works?

It's the "WWF Wrestling" nature of it that's so delicious. Every note of the guitar is translated into full-body expression so the people in the back row can really see every nuance. And, yes, when one is vanquished via guitar solo, he doesn't just say "oh, I can't play that", no, he drops to the floor, collapses, in utter defeat.

A bit of trivia: in reality, Steve Vai is playing both parts.

Friday, March 18, 2022

The Winnebago Man

 Contains strong language, not suitable for kids.



Tuesday, March 15, 2022

Game Grumps - Power Wash Simulator

 Arin and Dan step into the world of Oddly Satisfying. I don't play video games but if I did, I think I'd buy this.


Sunday, March 13, 2022

Wheel of the Worst #23

 Ah the joys of video randomization: New Look Delegate Keep Fit Ill.


Monday, March 7, 2022

Does Anybody Remember Sitcoms?

 


And yet, wouldn't "The Ocean" have been more appropriate?