Let's Game It Out - The Abduction Arcade

 Uh, whatever I said before is for this too...

Let's Game It Out - The Theme Park That Ends Reality

 One time me and a friend were hanging out and playing The Sims and we created a few creative ridiculous torture scenarios for the AI. The one that sticks out was: we built a house as an elaborate labyrinth (literally) where at the edge of the house was a single room with a coffee machine and at the middle of the labyrinth was the only toilet. In case it's not obvious, the Sim would drink coffee, have to pee and have to have to navigate a maze to reach the bathroom.

It was so funny at the time and it's a great memory. But I never thought I could turn that unique experience of sadistic silliness into a career...

Happy Don Beveridge Day

 

Happy Don Beveridge Day, May 1st, everyone. As it is still a new holiday, the exact tradition of celebration is not entirely settled. Some say you eat bagels, some suggest ice cream. Some people ask themselves, "Do you think we're going to get smoothies?"

My preference, and what I plan to do today, is to order and consume a Burger King Whopper - I will tell the crew to push the Whopper Button.

AVGN - Fear and Loathing in Vegas Stakes

 The attention to detail and the dedication to the bit are amazing...

JonTron - Weird Old People Products

 

The 100th Episode of Best of the Worst

 The long awaited 100th episode of Best of the Worst is finally here and, boy howdy, is it a doozy. As you can tell by the name, it's a combined Black Spine, Wheel of the Worst, Plinketto episode with possible Nukie appearances and professional wrestling elements. 

And, as with any random selection of VHS tapes, there are NSFW sections - be advised.

"This computer training video does feel like 'The Shining.'"