Late Night - World's Best Coffee

 "Well I don't know how official any of these rankings really are."

Note To Hollywood: Coffee Cups

I don't understand why every time we see a Starbucks-like coffee cup in a movie or TV show, it's so obviously empty. If they want it to be empty because they don't want to pick up sloshing audio then fine - it's silly but fine - but how hard would it be to still give it some mass. I mean, we can put Matt Damon on Mars but we can't figure out how to make a paper cup appear not empty?

Jordan Schlansky Returns; Drinks Coffee

Loyal viewers know that any appearance of Jordan Schlansky equates to comedy gold. This is no different.

Apparently one of Jordan's "various" responsibilities is purchasing an expensive espresso machine on Conan's dime. And controversy ensues.



"In English. Cuz 'God Bless America' you son of a bitch."