Scorch Update for February 2026

Scorch is always up to something but that's why it's ironic that the thing he's up to now is being retired. Except he's retired and working on a new App and there are subscriptions somewhere (facebook?) for a few dollars a month, or something?

WEIRD NEW-EWS!

Scorch Update for October 2025

 

It's been a while since we heard from Scorch. He sailed off into the sunset to create his app, the Dive Bar Locator. It looks like that didn't work out because he's back to doing what he does best: entertaining the masses.

If you'd like to subscribe to Scorch to stay up to date on all his newest videos - and I know that you do -  his channel is here.

3 Comedians Roast a Dude

 

Artie Lange, Anthony Cumia and Jim Norton roast appear on a podcast. The host wants to get introspective and talk about himself, he probably wants to be "deep," but that doesn't matter. The jokes come rapid-fire and hit hard.

Start at 5:10.

The Chad Zumock Saga

 Small-time stand-up comedian Chad Zumock is doing a podcast when he gets a threatening message on his phone that includes a photo of his house. Later that night he's back on youtube with a black eye and a story about how thugs - perhaps sent by Anthony Cumia (of Opie and Anthony fame) - attacked him. Is he lying? Is it true? Does the truth lie somewhere in the middle? 

I know that "True Crime Podcasts" are especially hot these days, is there room for a "True Dumb Crime" genre?