Top Ten

A somewhat historic Top Ten List the other night. The Late Show aired the first ever Top Ten List with no category. Quoth Dave, "This will make no sense, this will get no laughs."

Top Ten

10. Replace beef with Canada geese -- it's a Sullen-burger

9. "Words George W. Bush Can't Pronounce" for a hundred, Alex

8. Claimed she could see Russian dressing from her house

7. Vibrating underpants

6. Don't look now but Kate Hudson's dating the Balloon Boy's crazy dad

5. Screw Thomas Edison -- this blanket has sleeves!

4. Idiots who answer the phone, "Yello?"

3. You're not Mrs. Paul and that's no fish stick

2. Is there anything in the health care plan to help Sammy Sosa's face?

1. So desperate to get out of town you'll fly Northwest

History, and yet maybe something not so new. A few years ago they collected random Top Ten entries from random lists that weren't good enough to air and assembled them in one list as "Top Ten Leftovers" or something. I suspect this is the same thing.